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Real Housewives of Sydney FINALE Recap: Pigs and Strawberries

This week on The Real Housewives of Sydney: Hypnosis, glitter bombs and ungrateful pigs round out the season. HYPNOSIS First we’re whisked away to an undisclosed location where Athena the eXorcist Levendi is undertaking ‘hypnosis’. The entire scene gives the impression of a high school improv class, but we would expect …

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The 2017 Bachelorette Has Been Announced And We’re All Freaking Out

The 2017 Bachelorette Has Been Announced And We're All Freaking Out

The moment we have all been waiting for (yep even all of you males who secretly pretend to hate the show but are caught watching re-runs) has finally arrived, perfectly timed during the Logies. It is safe to say that NO ONE. SAW. THIS. COMING! The newest Aussie Bachelorette has been …

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The Real Housewives of Sydney Recap Episode 8: Muff Covers

The Real Housewives of Sydney Recap Episode 8: Muff Covers

This week on the Real Housewives: Forget Cointreau and Dom Benedictine, the secret to the perfect Singapore Sling is a healthy dose of Athena motherf*cking X Levendi. MARCO? We open to the glamour of everyone’s favourite not-really-but-kind-of sport, Polo. Krissy and Matty are strutting in slow motion,  straight to the …

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The Real Housewives of Sydney Episode 7 Recap: Fendi Levendi

The Real Housewives of Sydney Episode 7 Recap: Fendi Levendi

This week on the Real Housewives of Sydney: The women recover from the tumultuous Persian night and Victoria uninviting Athena causes quite the stir. PEP TALKS First we meet up with Athena X-Ray Vision Levendi, with full hair and make-up DONE, while having a very serious pep talk with her …

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The Real Housewives of Sydney Episode 6 Recap: Captain Eyebrows, a Human Painsack

The Real Housewives of Sydney Episode 6 Recap: Captain Eyebrows, a Human Painsack

This week on RHOS, Athena The Roman Symbol for the Number Ten Levendi turns up, turns on and turns out, with cameos by six other nobodies. CAVIAR Donning a white power suit, Matty is off to prepare for her upcoming Persian New Year Party, which involves purchasing $1,000 caviar, edible gold …

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Real Housewives of Sydney: Episode 2 Recap

Two episodes in and we’ve had plenty of fights, ridiculous family dynamics, top notch insults, a net throw, a dramatic storm out and the birth of AthenaX. We open to Krissbacca and Vicki livin’ it up like Ja Rule, meeting over a bottle of wine – because day drinking for …

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The Bachelor 2017: Matty J

The Bachelor 2017: Matty J

In news surprising to no one: Matty J, runner up in The Bachelorette 2016, is the leading man for the 2017 season of The Bachelor. For those of you who don’t know, Matthew David Johnson, aka Matty J, is a 29-year-old marketing director who was the fan favourite to win the most …

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