Slow down 2017, it’s already Spring! Let’s see what the astro gods have in-store for you this September.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Balance between the intensity of a smile with a resting b*tch face. Moving your face will only lead to wrinkles. #scientificallyproven #confirmed
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
Whenever you’re feeling low with motivation remember: if you do this now, you can later binge watch Netflix!
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
Now is not the time to look through the billion filters on Snapchat before settling on the perfect selfie pic. This month is the perfect chance to hang out with your friends (outside your uni classes) and embrace your social life.
Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
Stop losing all your Opal cards on public transport! Organisation is the best way to show people that are you are a proper, functioning adult. Fake it till you make it.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
Listen to your gut. Especially if it’s grumbling. You should fill up your tummy with some delicious fruit at Coogee beach and bask in the glorious sun.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
Before your birthday, remember that just because you may look like an adult doesn’t mean you have to act like one. In the wise words of Hannah Montana, “everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, nobody’s perfect.”
Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
You’re usually so indecisive when it comes to matters of the ethos. If it’s not the right thing but you wanna do it anyway, you do you. Even if that means wearing crocs in public.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Have you thought about going on exchange? Well, maybe you should. It’s your turn to brag all about your semester abroad on Facebook and reel in the likes.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
It’s okay to take a day off for yourself once in a blue moon. You don’t need an excuse to sleep in and pamper yourself.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
The kitchen may not be your friend this month. When cooking be sure to read recipes properly and take note of expiry dates. You don’t want hangry friends.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Forget about being serious, and loosen up! So what if mid-sems are coming around, the best way to get through them is by taking breaks and chilling with friends.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Ahaha, you’re a funny one Pisces! Why aren’t you a comedian? Share your humour with the world, by always inserting your two-cents into every conversation otherwise you won’t be heard.