That one friend of yours has really started to bloom in her own right, after finally dumping that boyfriend none of you really liked. The boyfriend, as such, was most notably known for being subtly abusive in the paradigms of emotion, never really wanting to hang out unless he wanted something, and not responding to messages at suspicious times. This news has been greeted with overwhelmingly positive reception outside of the parties involved.
“Gurrrl, did I tell you, or did I tell you?” says Janelle Kerry, 27, lawyer, “that scrub ass scrub had it a long time coming… Driving his daddy’s beamer and all.”
“One time he sent me a ‘u up ;)’ text at 3AM,” comments Layla Sarah, 24, younger sister to the friend. “Then he pretended like he sent it to me by accident, despite the existing thread we had from earlier that night.”
“I’m fairly certain she loaned him a ridiculous amount for the Supreme pop-up store,” says Daniel Yu, 29, marketing consultant. “Yeah… she’s never going to see that money again.”
The friend in question has been reported to be “… wearing less, and going out more…”, but in a “… totally classy and positive way…”.
“Nowhere but up from that last one,” comments Kerry.
“I’m missing some laundry… And I’m pretty sure where it is,” says Sarah.
“Who’s still buying Supreme anymore?” says Yu.
Updates to come.